ASK LUMPY
Lately, I've been missing a ton of cuts, so I have a bunch of extra time. If you have a question, drop me a line. If you have a video of your swing, send it my way. I'll do my best to give you my two cents.
DEAR LUMPY: My dad golfs. Anyway, I'm a seventh grader at Cedar Creek Middle School. There's a super cute boy named Josh in my science class that I like, but I don't even think he knows I exist. What should I do?
DEAR BEAKERS & BOYS: Take him to Arby's and make him a Justin Bieber mix. My World and Believe; JB's strongest records, display his vocal range and passion for going steady, while 2010's, My World 2.0 left me feeling empty inside.
Updated: Feb 5, 2023
DEAR LUMPY: I desperately need a pre-shot routine.
DEAR KYLE: Next time you see me on TV, watch closely and you’ll notice I’m whispering to myself, the letters: V-B-A-A-G-B-W-B-A-T-D-C-R-F-T-A-F. It’s this acronym that reminds me to Visualize, Breathe, Address, Aim, Grip, Balance, Waggle, Breathe Again, Takeaway, Downswing, Contact, Release, Follow Through And Finish.
Updated: Jun 15, 2019
DEAR LUMPY: Finally, the major season is upon us! I'm hoping to get my girlfriend interested and am curious, is there anything you'd do to make majors more exciting for the average viewer? -Thanks, Daniel D.
DEAR DANIEL: Rally beards. Definitely rally beards.
