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MASTERS WEAR
In 1998, I spilled some marinara sauce on the practice green at Augusta and haven't been invited back since. As you can imagine, my April is pretty clear, giving me time to catch up around the house, hang out with friends and hit a happy hour or two at Haskell's. That said, I present my Masters Weekend Apparel Scripting...
2019
THURSDAY Getting body-mapped for new vid game “Full Shoulder Turn 2020”.
FRIDAY Cleaning the garage.
SATURDAY Got a Groupon for three hours at the local water park
SUNDAY Handing out cheese samples at my friend’s wife’s gift shop.
2018
THURSDAY Binge-watching old
“Simon & Simon” episodes
FRIDAY Running the hot dog booth
at my kid’s school carnival
SATURDAY SweatSkating™ at Ridgedale Shopping Mall
SUNDAY Remove that damn raccoon from our backyard shed
2017
THURSDAY Clean the carpets, do laundry and fix the bathroom door.
FRIDAY Catch up on Duck Dynasty and Say Yes To The Dress episodes.
SATURDAY Take kids to hockey and then date night with my gal.
SUNDAY Ice fishing with Cory and Gregg (weather permitting).
SATURDAY Take kids to hocley and basketball, then date night with my gal.
FRIDAY Catch up on Duck Dynasty and Say Yes To The Dress episodes
THURSDAY Clean the carpets, do laundry and fix the bathroom door.
2016
SUNDAY Lounging in a chair while the kids hang at the new water park.
SATURDAY Adult Hoverboard Class at the Minnetonka Community Center.
FRIDAY All you can eat brisket and ribs night at The Pork Palace.
THURSDAY Tending bees on my sister Alissa's honey farm.
2015
THURSDAY Hanging out with a buddy in Hudson, Wisconsin.
FRIDAY Diving lessons at Snorkle City Scuba Training Centers.
SATURDAY Watching the Minnesota Wild secure another two points.
SUNDAY Turkey hunting with Doug or just scaring people in town.
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