DEAR LUMPY: I love Adam Scott. Do you know him? Have you ever talked to him? Have you ever been in a locker room with him?
DEAR DEBBIE: Adam Scott's major win at Lytham solidified his stature as a true champion. However, it makes my life so difficult. Everywhere I go, people mistake me as Adam. Now, with a major under his belt, it's going to force me to stay in the house. I may have to grow a mustache.